Cyber Week eligible Page 6 - Spacepig Press

Happy collecting new material for your therapist Holidays. $6.00

Happy Thanksgiving. May the family drama be juicier than the turkey. $6.00

Happy Thanksgiving. If your mouth is full of pie, you can avoid answering intrusive questions. $6.00

Happy drink your way through awkward work parties Holidays. $6.00

I’m so glad I take after your side of the family. $6.00

Happy Mother’s Day. Hope all those hours in labor were worth it. $6.00

Happy that cashier just called you ma’am Birthday. $6.00

Happy Father’s Day. Sorry for always leaving the lights on. I get it now. $6.00

Welcome to adulthood. None of us know what we’re doing either. $6.00

Well, that sucked. $6.00

I’m so fucking proud of you. $6.00

I’m glad you’re not boring. $6.00

You’re my favorite creep. $6.00

I can’t wait to give you awkward hugs again. $6.00

Thank You for being the reason I can never run for public office. $6.00

I Love You even more than I hate your driving. $6.00

Thank You for not being a conspiracy-addled, science-denying idiot. $6.00

Thank You for always being there (even when I suck). $6.00

I miss you and I miss your face. $6.00

I miss you almost as much as a functional democracy $6.00

I love you even after hearing you say "synergy" $6.00

I love you even when you steal all the covers $6.00

I love you even after quarantine $6.00

I love you even though you used my fabric scissors on paper $6.00