Single Cards Page 3 - Spacepig Press

I miss you almost as much as I miss toilet paper. $6.00

I miss you and I miss your face. $6.00

Congrats for surviving this day. $6.00

Thank You for not being a conspiracy-addled, science-denying idiot. $6.00

Thank You for always being there (even when I suck). $6.00

Thank You for being the reason I can never run for public office. $6.00

I Love You even more than I hate your driving. $6.00

You’re my favorite creep. $6.00

I can’t wait to give you awkward hugs again. $6.00

I’m so fucking proud of you. $6.00

I’m glad you’re not boring. $6.00

Thanks for making it weird. $6.00

Well, that was weird. $6.00

Well, that sucked. $6.00

Welcome to adulthood. None of us know what we’re doing either. $6.00

Happy your back hurts for no reason Birthday. $6.00

Happy hungover from just two drinks Birthday. $6.00

Happy that cashier just called you ma’am Birthday. $6.00

Happy your favorite band is now considered “classic rock” Birthday. $6.00

Happy Father’s Day. Sorry for always leaving the lights on. I get it now. $6.00

Happy Mother’s Day. Hope all those hours in labor were worth it. $6.00

I’m so glad I take after your side of the family. $6.00

Thanks for putting up with my family. $6.00

Happy Thanksgiving. If your mouth is full of pie, you can avoid answering intrusive questions. $6.00