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Hops Stationery Set $20.00

Happy fucking Holidays $6.00

Bah Humbug $6.00

Merry hope it’s not obvious that this is a re-gift Christmas. $6.00

Merry your gift is the joy of my company Christmas. $6.00

Merry capitalism still ruins everything Christmas. $6.00

Happy collecting new material for your therapist Holidays. $6.00

Happy drink your way through awkward work parties Holidays. $6.00

Happy Mother’s Day. Hope all those hours in labor were worth it. $6.00

I miss you more than I miss going to the bar. $6.00

Sorry your unplanned pregnancy didn't inspire a religion $6.00

Let's work on our Boxing Day hangovers $6.00

Happy Holidays to my fellow soldier in the war on Christmas $6.00

Have a festive non-secular winter celebration $6.00

I'm sorry for being an asshole $6.00

Sneak off and get drunk with your siblings day $6.00

Avoid your racist uncle day $6.00

Dodging questions about your love life day $6.00

Smother your feelings with potatoes and wine day $6.00

Remembering why you moved 1000 miles away day $6.00

Too broke to fly home this year $6.00

I bought your kids the noisiest toys I could find $6.00

Thanks for not making me go fishing day $6.00

Sorry this card is late. $6.00